COMEDY

Celeste Ntuli hosts the 99% Zulu Comedy Show at the Olive Convention Centre (former Durban Ice Rink) at 8 pm on July 2.
Ntuli is the first ever South African female comic to record a one woman show. Her DVD, Seriously Celeste, is a collection of her performances across the country. Now a full-time stand-up comedian and actress, she has come a long way since she was first discovered by Monwabisi Grootboom in a Durban stand-up comedy audition eight years ago.
Ntuli said she had always been a joker, even at school, so it was no surprise when she decided to pursue comedy as a career instead. “When I saw a poster about a comedy audition, I called the organisers and asked them to give me a chance to show what I could do,” she said.
The 34-year-old was born in Empangeni, but relocated to Durban after finishing high school.
Ntuli is inspired by artists like Monique, who is regarded as America’s funniest woman. “There are very few female stand-up comedians around the world. But Monique is unique and truly funny. I would like to be as successful as she is,” she said.
Tickets start at R180 and can be booked at Computicket and Shoprite and Checkers stores.
There is more comedy in store when The Dingalings present Chops, Choons and Span of Dops 2 at Sibaya’s iZulu Theatre on July 3 and 4. “It is hard to believe that it has been a decade since the Dingalings launched themselves onto the local comedy scene with a refreshing style of comedy that everyone could relate to,” says Belinda Jelf, marketing manager at Sibaya Casino and Entertainment Kingdom.
“Audiences were nudging each other in agreement while chuckling away at characters they recognised from their own neighbourhoods. Finally, wives had insight into what guys get up to n their ‘boy’s nights out’. We are thrilled to have Dingalings back on our stage with this much-anticipated sequel.”
The show is directed by Yugan Naidoo and features Koobeshen Naidoo, Henry Ramkisoon, Ravi Soobramoney, Melvyn David, Adhir Singh and newcomer Raymond Naidoo.
In Chops, Choons and Span of Dops 2, audiences see the guys go off to celebrate on a boy’s weekend away and as usual things don’t exactly pan out as planned resulting in hilarious consequences.
Tickets cost R120. Book at the Sibaya Box Office and Computicket.

Celeste Ntuli will be hosting the 99% Zulu Comedy Show in Durban.

Celeste Ntuli will be hosting the 99% Zulu Comedy Show in Durban.

THEATRE

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Durban’s bay-side Catalina Theatre, at ­Wilson’s Wharf, is hosting the Not The Grahams­town Festival. The mini-fest will showcase some of ­Durban’s theatre productions that are set to play on the 2015 National Arts Festival Fringe.
Its aim is to help offset costs and to assist artists and productions on their journey to South Africa’s biggest arts festival, while ­offering local theatre goers the opportunity to salute and support home-grown talent.
At 8 pm on Friday, June 19 you can see All Gone, a cautionary tale based on a true-life human drama. Co-scripted by Thami Sikhosana and Bongani Mbatha, directed by Sikhosana and starring Mbatha, the play is a gripping one-hander with a strong moral message. It reflects on how people often miss a golden opportunity to pull themselves up out of hardships and make a better life for themselves. Set in Kokies Tavern in KwaMashu, the drama unfolds in a series of flashbacks.
On Saturday, June 20 at 2 pm is the acclaimed two-hander The Monotonous, presented by Theatre of Human Purpose. Written by Bonginkosi Thwala, directed by Nhlakanipho Gamede and performed by award-winning actors Nzuzo Ngcobo and Thwala, the show tells a story of a master and a servant who are running against time, journeying to meet William’s high school friends in a reunion. Both William and Julius try to leave the house, but too many obstacles arise and it becomes impossible to leave.
At 6 pmis Arach-no-phobia is a collaborative contemporary dance piece staged by Dance Direction International and Youngstar Productions. Choreographed by Des van der Spuy and Gabriel Masango, Arach-no-phobia is built around the premise that we are all spiders and nothing is beyond our reach. We dance a web of conscious creation, weavers of dreams in a community.
And at 8 pm you can catch Clinton Marius’s side-splitting B!*ch Stole My Doek starring Shona Johnson. This raucous satire with a twist, centres around a war of words over a missing item of laundry. It played to acclaim during its debut run at the Catalina and at the Hexagon Theatre in Pietermaritzburg. If you missed it then, book now.
Tickets range from R40 to R60 and booking is through Computicket. Tickets will also be available at the door prior to each performance.
Don't miss Shona Johnson in B!#ch Stole My Doek at the Catalina Theatre in Durban. Photo: Val Adamson

Don’t miss Shona Johnson in B!#ch Stole My Doek at the Catalina Theatre in Durban. Photo: Val Adamson

DID YOU KNOW?
The concept of Not The Grahamstown Festival was first launched in Durban by theatre practitioners Aldo Brincat and Illa Thompson. After a lapse of several years, it was relaunched last year by the Catalina Theatre

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